One of those lame IRS scammers called me this morning. He said his name was Michael Lee. He didn’t like it when I asked him if he was related to Bruce Lee. He also didn’t like it when I told him that the amount of the lawsuit against me ($8,900) was too little for me to bother with. Then he threatened to take me on a helicopter ride to the court. When I told him that sounded like fun he got mad and called me a bad name.