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Kid makes cute fake passport for class, unlocks next-level confidence

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Once more for the people in the back: I am small and beautiful.

In a photo posted to Twitter on Friday, Zarina Muhammad shared her younger brother’s fake passport, the result of a class exercise — presumably intended to teach kids about international travel — and years of unbridled, tiny-human pride.  

It’s a basic, little worksheet, complete with fake paper stamps, a passport number (12345, of course), fill-in blanks for gender and age, and lastly, an area for a physical description. 

For most, that last section would prompt hair/eye color, height, and skin tone descriptors. You know, the kinds of things one would be asked about by airport security. Read more…

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Bill Clinton channels Sean Spicer by hiding among the Bushes

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Former President Bill Clinton has officially embraced the dad joke phase of his life.

Clinton attended the George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum in Dallas, Texas, on Thursday to celebrate this year’s graduating class from the Presidential Leadership Scholars program. While there, he took a moment to to hide among the Bushes, like our good friend in the current White House, press secretary Sean Spicer

President Clinton at the George W. Bush Library tonightpic.twitter.com/YcgCBoN3Ys

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Man in giant fish finger outfit beautifully upstages politician

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General election night in the UK is a long, tiring business, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t moments of joy too.

The joke candidates that stand purely for the pleasure of being on TV in their silly outfits, for instance.

249! A new Buckethead record! Something to celebrate, eh? #GeneralElection17 pic.twitter.com/cCx7Utc8EL

— Lord Buckethead (@LordBuckethead) June 9, 2017

One of these candidates is a man who goes by the name “Mr Fish Finger.” He was standing in the same constituency as Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron after he managed to successfully crowdfund over £2,300 (more than enough for the £500 pledge). Read more…

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Little girl getting dragged by a merry-go-round is too relatable

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Everyone’s had one of those days. 

Days where it’s hard to care about anything and you’re just barely holding on as life and the world around you just seems to keep going on without you. Days where you can barely muster the strength to get out of bed.

This video proves that kids are not immune to experiencing one of those days. 

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This man makes amazing surreal animations from famous artwork

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Famous pieces of artwork are fun to look at, but it turns out they’re even more fun to animate.

Kajetan Obarski (a.k.aKiszkiloszki) is an Amsterdam-based animator who specialises in turning artistic masterpieces into spectacularly surreal short animations.

“I just collect objects, paintings, pictures from the public domain and then I create animations,” Obarski said. “I do my own photos and my own digital works for animations too.”

As you can see, the results are glorious:

Although Obarski began playing with animation software around 10 years ago, he only started putting his creations online last year. Read more…

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Small child stuck inside vending machine is the definition of instant regret

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When it comes to getting their hands on toys, small children can be pretty darn determined.

During a recent trip to a play centre in Nenagh, Ireland, Damien Murphy’s 3-year-old son proved exactly how determined.

Murphy broke down exactly what happened in a nice, succinct Facebook post.

Here’s another angle:

And here’s a bigger version of the video:

Oh dear.

Murphy’s son eventually managed to escape, the Daily Edge reports, after he was advised by an off-duty fireman to crawl out the way he’d crawled in.

At least he got two stuffed green dragons out of it. Read more…

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How teens are pranking your Facebook News Feeds with random events

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Seen any strange events popping up in your Facebook News Feed lately?

Maybe something very mundane, like a niche event at a school you’ve never heard of? Or perhaps something a bit more unusual, like worm-charming or mushroom-growing classes?

Well it’s not advertising, and it’s not an accident.

It’s actually part of what seems to be the latest Facebook trend among British teens: making random events pop up in their friends’ News Feeds by saying they’re going to attend, even when they’re obviously not.

One of the first examples of this was a “Year 10 Parents Evening” in Norwich which ended up going viral in a spectacular way. Read more…

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Concrete buffer snaps, goes loco, terrorizes its former masters

It’s the narration of two gentlemen (Spencer Laboda and his father) who record and comment upon this incident in which a crew of construction workers improvise a series of tactics (some very unwise ones included!) to recapture, a spinning, potentially lethal concrete polisher on a jobsite that really makes this work. Laboda notes, “nobody was injured… we bought lunch for some of the participants. This was a great construction crew and they built a magnificent facility for us to enjoy every day.” (via Wil Wheaton)

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The 'Things I did on Ambien' subreddit is a wild ride of sleepy trips and Snapchat funtimes

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Ambien: Well-known drug of choice for those with sleepytime problems. It works! But it can also make you trip balls. 

Enter the subreddit r/ambien, where Redditors using the sleep aid tell the wild tales of things they did under the influence of the drug. At the top of the sub, a sticky post from eight months ago sets the perfect tone for the forum.

The comments range from genuine advice to others sharing their own horror stories. 

“I’d go for ‘Sorry, i reacted badly to my sleeping medication’ rather than ‘Sorry, I’m on ambien’. Sounds less like you’re a druggy IMO,” one user wrote. Read more…

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The 'Things I did on Ambien' subreddit is a wild ride of sleepy trips and Snapchat funtimes

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Ambien: Well-known drug of choice for those with sleepytime problems. It works! But it can also make you trip balls. 

Enter the subreddit r/ambien, where Redditors using the sleep aid tell the wild tales of things they did under the influence of the drug. At the top of the sub, a sticky post from eight months ago sets the perfect tone for the forum.

The comments range from genuine advice to others sharing their own horror stories. 

“I’d go for ‘Sorry, i reacted badly to my sleeping medication’ rather than ‘Sorry, I’m on ambien’. Sounds less like you’re a druggy IMO,” one user wrote. Read more…

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The 'Things I did on Ambien' subreddit is a wild ride of sleepy trips and Snapchat funtimes

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Ambien: Well-known drug of choice for those with sleepytime problems. It works! But it can also make you trip balls. 

Enter the subreddit r/ambien, where Redditors using the sleep aid tell the wild tales of things they did under the influence of the drug. At the top of the sub, a sticky post from eight months ago sets the perfect tone for the forum.

The comments range from genuine advice to others sharing their own horror stories. 

“I’d go for ‘Sorry, i reacted badly to my sleeping medication’ rather than ‘Sorry, I’m on ambien’. Sounds less like you’re a druggy IMO,” one user wrote. Read more…

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69 times James Blunt was laugh-out-loud funny on Twitter

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LONDON — The title of “funniest British person on Twitter” is a hotly contested one.

Obviously Danny Dyer has a very strong Twitter game, and rarely a day goes by when J.K. Rowling doesn’t tweet something brilliant.

But there’s another contender who could give both of them a run for their money.

With his unique mix of brutal self-deprecation, even more brutal comebacks, and gloriously filthy ripostes, James Blunt has a Twitter game that contrasts spectacularly with his gentle song lyrics.

We’ve rounded up some of his best efforts below. Read more…

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10 original songs cut from 'La La Land' for who knows why

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Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling’s romantic musical La La Land is already off and running this award season.

After sweeping the Golden Globes (winning the most awards for one movie in the show’s history), the film shows no signs of slowing down come time for the Oscars. But it wasn’t always such a sure thing. The movie’s soundtrack is undoubtedly an all-time great, but the tracks that were cut tell a slightly different story.

After doing some research, we found 10 original songs that, for one reason or another, didn’t make the final cut of La La Land. Read more…

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This Redditor's bizarre story about England is trolling at its very finest

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LONDON — As far as social media platforms go, Reddit tends to be one of the harder ones to trick.

Normally if a photo is old or a statement is untrue, some internet sleuth will quickly dig into it and put the record straight.

On Monday night, however, Jeff Stelling put that theory to the test with a strange story he shared in the r/unitedkingdom subreddit.

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