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Get 2 bidets for $69 each to celebrate… 6/9

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SAVE 30%: For one day only, TUSHY’s Classic 3.0 Bidet, usually $99 a pop, are on sale for $69 when you buy two to celebrate (the self-explanatory) 6/9 day. The code SIXNINEDAY will get you 30% off as long as you have two or more classic bidets in your cart.


Join 80 percent of households in Japan and find out why bidets are the environmentally friendly, hygienic future.

The amount of toilet paper used worldwide is staggering, and North America contributes a disproportionately large amount to the environmental cost of wiping, laying waste to up to 384 trees per person over a lifetime (not to mention the cost of bleaching and other parts of TP production). Bidets not only mitigate the environmental impact of staying clean after using the toilet, but also clean you more gently. Less abrasive than toilet paper, bidets are often recommended to those with limited mobility or certain health conditions.

Now for the actual perks of this particular bidet: As anyone who’s ever tried anything anywhere down there knows, angle is key, and the TUSHY 3.0 has a helpful adjustable nozzle so you can get a proper clean. Pressure is also customizable, so the power is all in your hands.

Installation is quick and easy, so you don’t need to call a handyman in to set your TUSHY up (porn plot not intended). Place the bidet, connect the water, and you should be done in what TUSHY claims will be less than 10 minutes.

TUSHY’s website advertises its Classic 3.0 Bidet as “A good stand-in for your significant other,” but we’re not convinced. Cuddling the toilet bowl just isn’t the same.


TUSHY Classic 3.0
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$69 at TUSHY with the code SIXNINEDAY if you buy 2+



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