I don’t know. I really don’t. It’s been a long couple of weeks, huh?
Anyway, here are the 11 best and funniest tweets of the week. Read them and enjoy.
1. Oh yeah, dude, totally. Let me just go get a little bag of water. Sure, dude. Normal stuff.
2. This is a perfect short story and there’s really nothing to add.
3. This is chaotic and wonderful. Let’s go dancing. No context. No further information.
4. I don’t even know what you’re talking about, dude, this is normal stuff. Walking around with dumbbells? That’s daily behavior.
5. It’s tragic. It has taken some of our brightest.
6. Past me was happy, that’s for sure. Future me might be happy as well. But present me? Oh, that guy is miserable.
7. An obligatory dril tweet.
8. Danny DeVito gets it. Be more like Danny DeVito.
9. Here’s a little fun fact for you.
10. Sending a pal a good tweet — like I am doing in this story for you all— is frankly the best way I know how to show love and appreciation. You are all appreciated.
11. And finally, this is the actual American dream.
